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New Service: Horn The Bums


New Jávea Service:  Send your kids to have their bums horned by jolly bulls.

Horning your kids bum has many advantage:

  • Avoid paying double for clothes full of casual holes, the bulls make them for free
  • The kids wont be tempted to steal your best chair for at least 2 weeks guaranteed
  • It naturally teaches the boys never to turn around when asked not to

Good clean family entertainment you can trust in Jávea !

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