There is NEVER enough time to waste !

The Heating Is Bust ….


The heating is bust in your house… what to do? Well it depends …

If you´re …
German: Ordnung muss sein!!! I stand here screaming insults into the air until someone fixes it

English: This is an outrage! I´m gonna find out what the government is gonna do about it immediately

Spanish: Manana, Manana, I might look at fixing it tomorrow after siesta

Danish: Its fucking cold. WTF. Im having another beer.

Japanese: I knew it would break and replaced it yesterday with a nuclear quantum physics system feeding on particles from another solar system

Russian: I´m sending my friend in the dark-blue BMW to kneecap the guy who installed it

Welsh: Me and my sheep never have it on anyway

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