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Pixies 50 Questions – Nonsense Incorporated


1. What time did you get up this morning? 9am…ouch, oh why oh why.
2. How do you like your steak? Well done.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Hmmm, what kinda cinema? Ehm
4. What is your favorite TV show? Of all time? Lost.
5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Javea, Costa Blanca
6. What did you have for breakfast? A chicken salad (why do they need to put a lawn in with the salad, im perfectly happy with chicken, mayo and eggs…all that green goo is just in the way)

7. What is your favorite cuisine? Im a lowlife burger fan
8. What foods do you dislike? Danish versions of chinese
9. Favourite Place to Eat? Nanoyo – wonderful italian two metres from the mediterranian
10. Favourite dressing? bernaisse

11.What kind of vehicle do you drive? A Peugeot…but, I want a Chrysler 300m…uhm, and one of the new Celicas…and maybe just a tiny little Boxster or Merc Sport…hmmm…
12. What are your favorite clothes ? My pants. The weather makes them ideal companions

13. Where would you visit if you had the chance? I tend to go if I wanna
14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? Broken..thrashed…destroyed…I have cats.
15. Where would you want to retire? Right here.
16. Favourite time of day? From 2-5am…nice and peacefull. Specially out by the pool with bats and dragonflies spending the night hunting.
17. Where were you born? Holstebro – wild wild west.
18. What is your favourite sport to watch? Football….CD Javea WILL enter the Champions League this year, im sure of it.
19. Who do you think will not tag you back? Most of them cranky bastards
20. Person you expect to tag you back first? None of those cranky bastards
21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? I dont care, theyre all…yeah you know how this one ends….
22. Bird watcher? Yeah – but only if it can be done comfortably in my garden.
23. Are you a morning person or a night person? Nights definately.
24. Do you have any pets? 2 cats + their 24 mates, lovers and randoms invites. I spend 2645,40euros a week on Whiskas. They should gimme a free watermelon or something.

25. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share? I sold one of my properties today – a burned down ruin in the middle of nowhere – for a profit…yay.

26. What did you want to be when you were little? Bigger
27. What is your best childhood memory? You should have asked before i got senile…
28. Are you a cat or dog person? I love both.
29. Are you married? No.
30. Always wear your seat belt? Nah but usually
31. Been in a car accident? No
32. Any pet peeves? I refuse to comment
33. Pizza Toppings? Meat…meat and MEEEEEEEEEEEATTTT

34. Favourite Flower? I cant even remember the name of one
35. Favourite ice cream? Mango sorbet from the great indian on Montgo
36. Favourite fast food restaurant? Well, fast food has lost all meaning here – tons of top rate restaurants do take away.
37. How many times did you fail your driver’s test? None, they took bribes.
38. From whom did you get your last email? Somebody who can increase my penis length 30%. Very useful. Might even be usable as a garden hose. I am busy composing a reply.
39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Balooooo. Our local candy store.

40. Do anything spontaneous lately? What a stupid question. Hopefully everyone does something spontaneous 265 times a day.
41. Like your job? Work work work…yeah.
42. Broccoli? Is it a trick question???
43. What was your favorite vacation? Have had loads of great ones…India was cool, Paris was great, Budapest sucked, London stank, Birmingham was fun, Porto was fantastic…and so forth
44. Last person you went out to dinner with? Rich & Rosie at the great Indian
45. What are you listening to right now? A danish song….about meeting a girl and realizing she┬┤s just as stupid as yourself…and thats the only thing you have in common, apart from being headed in opposite directions…oh yeah good old Nikolaj og Piloterne
46. What is your favourite colour? black
47. How many tattoos do you have? none
48. How many are you tagging for this quiz? Any random junkies on my list
49. What time did you finish this quiz? 21:55

50. Coffee Drinker? I dont drink it, I get it on a constant drop.

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